Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Nothing succeeds like address.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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