Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
FRAN LEBOWITZNothing succeeds like address.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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