I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
FRAN LEBOWITZRadio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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