Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
FRAN LEBOWITZDon’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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