My favorite animal is steak.
FRAN LEBOWITZRemember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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