To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
FRAN LEBOWITZRemember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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