Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
FRAN LEBOWITZI figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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