Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
FRAN LEBOWITZI figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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