I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
AL FRANKENGrown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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