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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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Basically Dinner Discuss Every News Night Our Parent Watch
We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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Bad Balance Develop Habit Like Objective Stuff
If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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Humor Look Really Sense Terrorist
Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Masturbate Mistake Okay Today Want Written
Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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Most People Positive Rather Time Uncertain Wrong
Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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Busines Deal Dispose Experience Interest Leader Made More Political Positive Western Work
At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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Access Life Mean Real Sometimes Spiritual
I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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Against Building Campaign Comedy During Nation President
That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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