“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
AISHA TYLERI like grown up comedy.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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