I really do know football.
AISHA TYLERI like grown up comedy.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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