I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
AISHA TYLERAm I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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