I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
AISHA TYLERAm I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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