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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.

Aisha Tyler

All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.

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