I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
AISHA TYLERAfter going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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I really do know football.
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