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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.

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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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