I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
AISHA TYLERI liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I like grown up comedy.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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