I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
AISHA TYLERMaybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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