Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
ADAM REXThen it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
ADAM REXWhat part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
ADAM REXWe found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
ADAM REXThe Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
ADAM REXCan I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
ADAM REX[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
ADAM REXYOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
ADAM REX…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
ADAM REXThe United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
ADAM REXRegarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
ADAM REXIs there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
ADAM REXThere was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
ADAM REXI was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
ADAM REXThere’s a little bit of magic in every box!
ADAM REXThey can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
ADAM REXWherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
ADAM REX