I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
ADAM CAROLLAI cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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