I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
ADAM CAROLLAI cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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