My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
ADAM CAROLLAI cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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