I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRAIf you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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We were over-whelming underdogs.
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