I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
ADAM CAROLLAI like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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