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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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