I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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