Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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