We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
BILL MAHERWhen I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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