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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.

Andy Rooney

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
ANDY ROONEY

Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Goodness Ideas Ourselves Prison Religious
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Class Money Myself Standard
I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Learning Lost Missing Opportunity Position Yourself
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
ANDY ROONEY

Boss Need People Work

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