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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.

Andy Rooney

Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
ANDY ROONEY

Alone Happiness Smile Yourself

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