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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

Bill Maher

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Dangerous Ideas Sin Yourself
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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Best Music Technology Yourself
Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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God Man Quit Suicide Way Yourself
The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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Act Myself Pretend Sexuality Understand
Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Loyalty Man Option
Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Attention Country Pay Stupidity
In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Country Guilty Wealth Yourself
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Change Disease Sin
I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Police Religious Reminder Understand
Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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Himself Intention Object Room Strange Way
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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Mistake Necessary Past Person Wisdom
Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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Dance Popular Stardom
Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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Love Place War Yourself

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

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