I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
ANDY ROONEYA woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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