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Bill Maher

The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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Friendship Ideas Lover Man Treat Woman Yourself
If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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Against Gay Sexuality Yourself
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Big Ideas Myself Woman
Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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Answer Dumb Question Time Wrong
The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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Difference Religion Talk Voice
If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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Abuse Children Follower Leadership Yourself
Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Attention Country Pay Stupidity
The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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Brilliant Ourselves People Stupidity True
Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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Conservatism Honesty Liberal Myself Politics Spin
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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God Man Myself Need Religion
The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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Act Myself Pretend Sexuality Understand
As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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Believe Life Path True
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Identity Name Nature Origin
There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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God Live Money Ourselves Trust
Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Build Fly People Plane Progress Religion Stop Thinking
In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Country Guilty Wealth Yourself

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