Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
BILL MAHEREverything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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False hope really makes you cynical.
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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