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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Andy Rooney

A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Luck Old Purpose Yourself
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Climb Happiness Live Mountain Top Yourself
I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Learning Lost Missing Opportunity Position Yourself
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Business Computer Myself Writing
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular

Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

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