Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
ANDY ROONEYVegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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