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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.

Bill Maher

The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
BILL MAHER

Act Myself Pretend Sexuality Understand
The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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Boy Embrace History Ideas Low Slow Technology
I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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Ancient Atheist Man Myth Religion Story Thinking
God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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God Life Misery Myself Pain Talk Terrible
Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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Dance Popular Stardom
You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Difference People Prayer Religious Warm Yourself
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Capital Greatness Kill Punishment Work Yourself
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Believe Day Earth End Motivational Oneself World
Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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Himself Intention Object Room Strange Way
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Conform Country Need People Talk
Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
BILL MAHER

Conservatism Honesty Liberal Myself Politics Spin
If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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Enterprise Religious Rich Sales Start Yourself
You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Husband Name People Time Wrong
Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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God Man Quit Suicide Way Yourself
When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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Generosity Help Liberal Myself
Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
BILL MAHER

Admire Critical Faith Purpose Suspense Thinking

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