Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
BILL MAHER
BILL MAHER
Bill Maher on believe
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Bill MaherBill Maher We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Bill MaherBill Maher In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
Bill MaherBill Maher Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
Bill MaherBill Maher You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
Bill MaherBill Maher Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Bill MaherBill Maher The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
Bill MaherBill Maher The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
Bill MaherBill Maher Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
Bill MaherBill Maher Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
Bill MaherBill Maher Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Even with broken wings, she dares to fly. And even with a broken heart, she dares to love.
Divya khandalDivya khandal And I refuse to apologize until the very end for the way that I feel – my feelings are valid too.
Carmen AmadosCarmen Amados Contemplate your own mortality daily, then see how much we must change.
Chris AllchinChris Allchin Poetry is the voice of the soul and the inspiration of the heart.
Teresa PeresTeresa Peres We parted sadly, like children in the street on a pleasant june afternoon.
Iestyn TudorIestyn Tudor And what shall I call you? Yours. In this life, the ones before, and all others thereafter.
Alexandra MichelleAlexandra Michelle If I could go back to a time I’d be with you. And I’d thank you again for almost being the healing to my heart.
Aimee C. HoveyAimee C. Hovey I was a living breathing nightmare and he was my favorite dream catcher.
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If people say you shouldn’t pursue business around your passion they are haters. Don’t believe them.
Gary VaynerchukGary Vaynerchuk When you affirm big, believe big and pray big, big things happen.
Norman Vincent PealeNorman Vincent Peale At its core, I believe leadership is about instilling confidence in others.
Howard SchultzHoward Schultz I believe that we all get rewarded and punished according to whether we operate in harmony or in conflict with nature’s laws, and that all societies will succeed or fail in the degrees that they operate consistently with these laws.
Ray DalioRay Dalio Each man believes only his experience.
EmpedoclesEmpedocles But I also believe that a lot of gun owners would agree that AK-47s belong in the hands of soldiers, not on the streets of our cities.
Antonin ScaliaAntonin Scalia A lot of people have the ambition, but they never ask themselves, Do I really believe I can do this?
Brendon BurchardBrendon Burchard It’s now time for me to pass Star Wars on to a new generation of filmmakers. I’ve always believed that Star Wars could live beyond me, and I thought it was important to set up the transition during my lifetime.
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