I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
ANDY ROONEYGuns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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