Being kind is more important than being right.
ANDY ROONEYGuns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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