I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
ANDY ROONEYUnfortunately, propaganda works.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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