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Andy Rooney

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Goodness Ideas Ourselves Prison Religious
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Desire Fear Lonely Privacy
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Hands Mystery Pill Yourself
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Class Money Myself Standard
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love

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