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The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

Tim Allen

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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Advice Children Live Parents People
I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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Drive Myself Quality Sound
I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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Creation Point Time Yourself
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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Beautiful Bride Feeling Greatness Herself
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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Comedy One Liner Ultimate
Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
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Appearance Listening Noise Thinking Voice Yourself
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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Children Choice Marriage Prison Woman Work
I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
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Age Different Disappoint Love Myself Preference Woman
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
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Dangerous Floor Ground Himself Stick
My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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Death Father Foundation Nature Reminder
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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Compromise Marriage Nurture Relationship
I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Artist Creativity Design Graphics
Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Hands Path Resistance Yourself
If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.
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Balance Congrats Goodness Kind Mistake Work Yourself
The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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Hate Level Lover Place Religious World

The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

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The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

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