I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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