All of us talk faster than we listen.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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