I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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