Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
ANDY ROONEY







