I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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