I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
TIM ALLENI have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
TIM ALLENWomen are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.
TIM ALLENI’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
TIM ALLENDogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
TIM ALLENAnytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
TIM ALLENI’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
TIM ALLENComedy is the ultimate anarchist.
TIM ALLENMy dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
TIM ALLENJill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
TIM ALLENBeing wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
TIM ALLENI have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
TIM ALLENKids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
TIM ALLENBoys can be disgusting. You can’t leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We’re just obnoxious.
TIM ALLENI wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
TIM ALLENBut separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
TIM ALLENMy stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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