You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
BILL MAHER
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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