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Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.

Tim Allen

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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Best Busy Children Ego
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Direction Flight Plane Reality
Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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Independent Man Travel
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Day Himself Interest Love Man
Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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Instruction Man Manufacturer Reality Togetherness
I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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Cat Dog Man Myself Person Travel
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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Hands Listening Story
You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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People Stress Tension Yourself
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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Comedy One Liner Ultimate
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.
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Comedy Decision Himself Judgement Sentence Serious Stand
I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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Children Father Fear Irrational Lose Myself
In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
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Calm Challenge Experience Father Kind Time
I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Artist Creativity Design Graphics
I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Artist Life Logo Love Myself
If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself

Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.

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