The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
TIM ALLENUse a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
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I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Nothing’s as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
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Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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