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I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

Tim Allen

I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Artist Life Logo Love Myself
Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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Advice Children Live Parents People
Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
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Appearance Listening Noise Thinking Voice Yourself
I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Day Himself Interest Love Man
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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Comedy One Liner Ultimate
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Children Learning Myself Respect
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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Children Choice Marriage Prison Woman Work
I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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Cat Dog Man Myself Person Travel
The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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Advantage Beautiful Myself Play Reality Show Theatre
I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Artist Creativity Design Graphics
A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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Blame Car Family Land Memories Myself Traffic
Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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Drink Money Oneself Party Rich Wealth
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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Hands Listening Story
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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Death Dog Food Leaving
When you’re 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
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Condition Father Life Moment Present Realization Yourself

I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

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