I have a thing for tools.
TIM ALLENI’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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I had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it’s one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they’re going to want something from me I can’t give, or they’re going to hurt me.
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If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.
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To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
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I do a lot of family shows.
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Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
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Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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