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Bill Maher

Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheist Definition Idiot Position Religion Sex
The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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Difference Religion Talk Voice
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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Click Perspective Reading Religious Software
I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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Ancient Atheist Man Myth Religion Story Thinking
Religion is insanity by consensus.
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Consensus Religion Sanity
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Book History Reading Thinking Tough Yourself
Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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Call Eat Fries Government Home Listening Trust Way
Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Break Home Right Shoot Trade Yourself
Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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Admire Critical Faith Purpose Suspense Thinking
When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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Office People Silence Talk
I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Myself Religious
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Conform Country Need People Talk
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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Better Country Flaw Myself Patriot Point Thinking
People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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Activist People Sexuality Stop
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Believe Day Earth End Motivational Oneself World

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