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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.

Bill Maher

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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Addiction Amendment Design Issues Myself Politics Specific
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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Certain Ideas People Problem
Denying racism is the new racism.
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New Race Trend
The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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Goal Power Slogan
I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Myself Religion Respect Thinking
You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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Himself Missing Money Negotiation Yourself
If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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Enterprise Religious Rich Sales Start Yourself
The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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Act Myself Pretend Sexuality Understand
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics
I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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Communalism Compare Human Hypocrisy Marriage Nature
I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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Death Move Myself Suicide Traffic
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Better Complain Man Start Taste Woman
Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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Better Care People
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Fun Joke Religion

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