Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
TIM ALLEN
TIM ALLEN
Tim Allen on children
Tim Allen78 quotes“Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.”
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The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
Tim AllenTim Allen In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
Tim AllenTim Allen In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
Tim AllenTim Allen Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
Tim AllenTim Allen I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.
Tim AllenTim Allen I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
Tim AllenTim Allen For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
Tim AllenTim Allen If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
Tim AllenTim Allen Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
Tim AllenTim Allen But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
Tim AllenTim Allen To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
Tim AllenTim Allen I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
Tim AllenTim Allen My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
Tim AllenTim Allen I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
Tim AllenTim Allen I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
Tim AllenTim Allen I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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Jenny AJenny A Thank you for still being there for yourself. For being strong. For being resilient. Keep going.
Yohan AcostaYohan Acosta There will never be a day, I am not thankful for the fire you brought to my life that still warms me to the bones.
Mark AnthonyMark Anthony You could have shook my whole world luckily I became aware, and I took a turn.
Emma SchippersEmma Schippers Be strong enough to bloom even in the storm.
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Willie NelsonWillie Nelson We’re in a tough situation because of teenage children, and then we have a 2-year-old and a 5-year-old, so my family and my responsibilities is sort of a juggle.
Wayne GretzkyWayne Gretzky My humanity, in common with all of God’s children, gives the greatest flight to my full range of my possibilities.
Arthur AsheArthur Ashe A child does not try to know the mother, it simply has faith in her. In the same way, having faith in the Divine is the source of the greatest strength.
Sri Sri Ravi ShankarSri Sri Ravi Shankar The central task of education is to implant a will and facility for learning; it should produce not learned but learning people. The truly human society is a learning society, where grandparents, parents, and children are students together.
Eric HofferEric Hoffer I was an adult when I was supposed to be a kid. So now I’m an adult and I’m acting like a kid.
Miley CyrusMiley Cyrus Why should I marry? One marries to have children, but I already have children! My nieces and nephews are my children.
Salman KhanSalman Khan I would want my children to grow up and do what they wish to in a field that they choose to step in. They should not have to use the shadow of their father’s name. I think that is a bit of a downer for a movie star’s children.
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