Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
TIM ALLENAll men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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I do a lot of family shows.
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The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Boys can be disgusting. You can’t leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We’re just obnoxious.
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When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine – this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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