Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
AMBROSE BIERCEMoney. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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