Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
AMBROSE BIERCEDawn: When men of reason go to bed.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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