REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
AMBROSE BIERCEDawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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