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Ambrose Bierce Quote - Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.

Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.

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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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