Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
AMBROSE BIERCEYou don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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