If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
LILY TOMLINThere’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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