When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
LILY TOMLINThere’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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