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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

Lily Tomlin

There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
LILY TOMLIN

Death Feeling Sex
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
LILY TOMLIN

Lying Make Up True Yourself
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
LILY TOMLIN

God Ourselves Prayer Talk
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
LILY TOMLIN

Fear Thinking Yourself

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