I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
LILY TOMLINSometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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