We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
LILY TOMLINCreating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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