Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
LILY TOMLINCreating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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