Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
LILY TOMLINCreating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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