Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
LILY TOMLINIf you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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