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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.

Lily Tomlin

If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War

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