The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
LILY TOMLINIf you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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