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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”

Lily Tomlin

When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
LILY TOMLIN

Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
LILY TOMLIN

Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
LILY TOMLIN

Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth

When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”

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